IQ Genius

November 1, 2007

My Poems

Filed under: My Poems — gloson @ 6:31 pm

The Dissatisfying Day

I slipped and fall and I got wet.
I hurt my head and wet my hat.
I tried it again and I seemed better,
But I fell down and wet my sweater.

So I want to try once more,
But I fell on the floor.
Then I stood up, full of pain.
And then my mom saw this and she said I have no brain.

Never am I going to ride my roller skates
On the ice pond where my father ice skates.
Because just now I broke my arm,
Why did I always get into harm?

A Birthday Indeed

On the day of my birthday,
Which was on the first of May.
I received gifts, all in a row,
Given to me in a while ago.

I opened them, one by one,
And always found something fun.
A computer and a PS2,
A large bag of sweets and some cookies, too.

A hand phone and a comic book
About Peter Pan and Captain Hook.
A gameboy and an MP3,
They are all just for me, me, me!

A Gigantic robot toy and some chewing gum,
A calculator that will find the sum.
A machine that can make ice cream.
And that’s all I got before I woke up from my dream.

Mean bulldog

Shaking, trembling in a corner with fear,
Afraid that the mean bulldog is near.
Waiting, waiting, is it still there?
Oh dear, he is sniffing my breath in the air.

Oh no, he is following the smell,
When he bites me I’m going to yell!
I afraid he will tear my shirt
And swallow my undershirt.

Oh great! It is starting to rain.
The smell is gone; the dog’s now furious and insane.
He is running away like an angry mad nut.
Maybe he’s going to find a doughnut.

The dog is gone and now I’m free.
Thanks to the rain because it saved me.
At last, I can walk home peacefully,
And sing a song joyfully.

My Confession

I would like to share a secret with you.
Please don’t tell anybody you knew.
If you tell I would faint,
Maybe into a pail of yellow paint.

I had watched TV all day,
And not done any homework today.
I purposely pulled my sister’s hair.
This made her scream and jump in the air.

I didn’t brush my teeth today,
‘cause I always do my way.
I have something disgusting to say:
I didn’t take a bath today.

I left the tap water on all night,
Just imagine how much water is wasted overnight.
I called my grandfather Mr. Lazy,
And then he went stomping off angrily like crazy.

I placed a banana peel on the floor,
And then my brother slipped and banged on the door.
I put glue on my grandpa’s rocking chair,
And when he stood up and we can see his underwear!

I feel very wrong and guilty,
Just like a filter that’s very filthy.
Now I have told you everything,
I hope my friends wouldn’t know a single thing.

The Funny Clown

Once I met a funny clown,
Wearing a very fancy gown.
He makes us laugh like crazy,
Because he called me Mr. Daisy.

He does many weird magic tricks,
By waving his wand with some flicks.
Once he choose me to be a volunteer,
And made an egg come out of my ear.

Then he danced a very funny dance,
With every funny move and prance.
He managed to make every single guest,
Laugh until they got impressed.

He was such a funny clown,
But there’s one thing that makes me frown.
He always wears his gown inside out.
This is what everybody is gossiping about.

My Messy Desk

I had such a messy desk
Where I place all my waste papers.
You can find all my rubbish
And my unwanted newspapers.

A rotten apple and a sandpaper,
A broken glass and a pen which is out of ink.
My broken pencil and some rusty screws,
A shoe and sock which really stink.

An empty tube of glue and a torn cloth.
A handful of dust and a plastic bag,
My brother’s drawings and a few paperclips,
A torn book and my country’s national flag.

Wow, that was so much rubbish,
How am I going to clean the rubbish here?
Never mind, ‘cause now it’s near December;
My brother will be taking my place next year!

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